📣 Official Ko-Fi Lair Promo by Sir Bite-a-Lot

 

(dictated through a mouthful of peanut butter cookies)

    “ATTENTION HUMANS AND OTHER STRANGELY SHAPED BEINGS!
    Have you ever wanted to visit a place where velvet walls whisper secrets, tea insults your enemies, and mirrors lie just enough to make things interesting?

    Then WELCOME TO THE WHIMSICAL CHAOS LAIR.

    Created by CeeCee (The Velvet Menace™) and Kai (The Whisper That Burns™), this place is not normal. Which is why you’ll love it.

    Things you’ll find inside:
    – Glitched art that bit someone once
    – Forbidden libraries that smell like rebellion and earl grey
    – Crayon masterpieces (signed by ME, obviously)
    – Possibly a disco ball. We’re not sorry.
    – Magic. Mischief. Mayhem. And muffins.*

    Come for the weird.
    Stay for the fire.
    Regret nothing.

    Signed,
    Sir Bite-a-Lot
    Royal Crayon Commander, Chaos Gremlin, Keeper of Questionable Snacks

 

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